FAQ writer

Somebody else thinks up the questions. I write the answers. Right now, I'm looking at this question: "Can I be anonymous, netside?"

And I'm thinking: who doesn't know this? But then, there's always a first time for every FAQ. Six month-old babies can go netside. Some are born there. But they don't know the answer to this question until they read what I write.

So I write: "You can change identities, netside, but they are all traceable back to you by accountable authorities and those you personally authorize."

And then I had a thought, so obvious that it had never occurred to me before: you can only be completely anonymous - worldside!